adriofthedead:

guyisart:

18brumaire:

nydwracu:

wearyturtle:

Jenn here. I just got off the phone with my mother. My parents are forcing me to go back to college. It’s really unfair. They said that if I don’t go back to school they’ll stop paying for my apartment, bills, and other living expenses. It’s unfair because they said the same thing to me about five months ago except instead of going to school it was seeing a therapist and taking medication. I’m currently doing both of those things so the school thing came as a huge surprise. Apparently they were planning it all along. My mom said the next step after school would be for me to start working. I’m so angry that my parents have basically been planning my life behind my back and are forcing me to go through with their plans by threatening homelessness.

It’s not that I’m unappreciative of all that they do for me, it’s just that, like so many others, they don’t understand that I’m unable to lead a “normal” lifestyle for someone my age. I can probably handle school but I am definitely unable to work. My parents don’t understand that I’m not always in control of my body. A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human. I wish my parents would believe me. When ever I try to bring up my multiplicity they tell me they don’t want to talk about it or they tell me they don’t know I seek attention in such a ridiculous way. I am NOT looking for attention. I am sick of their singletism. I am so sick of being told that the reality of my life isn’t valid. It is incredibly abusive to do that to anyone. If I can’t go to school or work, I feel like it is the least they can do to at least take care of me… especially after I have had to suffer at the hands of their singlet privilege for so long.

“I can’t work because I’m a toddler and a flying dog! My parents are abusive for threatening to stop throwing money at me! Singlet privilege!!!”

lmfao wow

okay this is getting beyond a joke now can we just throw these people in the loony bin

this is honestly incredible

“A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human.”

wow

at first I rolled my eyes

and then my eyes fell out

this person claims that one of their multiple personalities is a FLYING Jack Russel Terrier/Pug from Japan

ok

(via felixitous)